Are you AAADD? Be warned!! Many of you will encounter this disorder this term!!

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.  Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!  Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -  Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.  This is how it manifests:  I decide to water my garden.  As I turn on the hose in the driveway,  I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.  As I start toward the garage,  I notice mail on the porch table that  I brought up from the mail box earlier.  I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table,  put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,  and notice that the can is full..  So, I decide to put the bills back  on the table and take out the garbage first.  But then I think,  since I'm going to be near the mailbox  when I take out the garbage anyway,  I may as well pay the bills first.  I take my check book off the table,  and see that there is only one check left.  My extra checks are in my desk in the study,  so I go inside the house to my desk where  I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.  I'm going to look for my checks,  but first I need to push the Coke aside  so that I don't accidentally knock it over..  The Coke is getting warm,  and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.  As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,  a vase of flowers on the counter  catches my eye--they need water.  I put the Coke on the counter and  discover my reading glasses that  I've been searching for all morning.  I decide I better put them back on my desk,  but first I'm going to water the flowers.  I set the glasses back down on the counter,  fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.  Someone left it on the kitchen table.  I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,  I'll be looking for the remote,  but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,  so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,  but first I'll water the flowers.  I pour some water in the flowers,  but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.  So, I set the remote back on the table,  get some towels and wipe up the spill.  Then, I head down the hall trying to  remember what I was planning to do.  At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter  the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and, I don't remember what I did with the car keys.  Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,  I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,  and I'm really tired.  I realize this is a serious problem,  and I'll try to get some help for it,  but first I'll check my e-mail....  Do me a favor.  Forward this message to everyone you know,  because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.  Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!